Jesus christ, someone captured the lip-biting. I fucking hate you.
Tom Hiddleston at the PBS Television Critic Association press tour 09’ [hq]
Presentation of Crimson Peak at SDCC 2014
Tom Hiddleston as Magnus Martinsson in Wallander season 1
Ok, Inc, honey - take it easy. You’ve been through worse. You know the first thing you gotta do? Yeees, that’s i… wait, what? No. That’s not it. Don’t do that. PUT THE CHAINSAW DOWN. I meant the first thing you gotta do is calm down and take a few deep breaths.
Good, gooooood. Feeling better? Awesome!
Ok great now you can go get the chainsaw. Use it to wreck your television, computer and phone. Jolly good.
Unfortunately there is nothing I can do to stop the death and destruction that will inevitably follow the advent of High Rise. However, I can advice you on how to survive this more or less - probably more - apocalyptic event hovering in the horizon for all Hiddlestoners.
Here’s what you do. Go buy a few dozen sticks of dynamite. Blow your house up. Fake you death. Leave the country. Travel to India. Climb on an impressive looking mounain. Find a hermit. Become their disciple. Live an ascetic live of a buddhist monk in search of nirvana. Live a happy, meaningful life.
…or just stick forks into your eyes and run around flailing and throwing rocks at passersby, as usual.
I laughed so hard I forgot to can’t.
Meanwhile, the rest of us will just have to suck it up on your behalf. We’ll send word when the coast is clear.
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